Phone Sex Linda

That’s right my little slut boys. Don’t you dare throw those stockings away. **giggle**

Simply slide them on and give me a call so that I can help you stuff them with something naughty but oh so nice!

**kisses**

Linda

I wrote something similar on the home page of bay city blues so I thought it would be wise to share the news with my blog readers.

Lately, I’ve been in a HORNY mood. So horny that I’ve been digging in my toy collection. I keep all my toys in a special box and while I was looking in there I noticed that I have several toys that I never used. I am surprised that many of my treasures are unused. Unused toys is not a good thing and it’s time that we put an end to this don’t ya think?  

It’s time to break these toys out of their respective wrappers and put them to the test. Anal beads, butt plug, vibrating eggs, black dildo, glass dildo and clit tickler. These are the list of goodies that need some TLC! I could to all the work myself but that wouldn’t be much fun now would it? So why don’t we play with them together? Perhaps get the newbie to join us. Her name is Kerry and she looks like she can have a lot of fun with toys!

So what do you say honey? Let’s play! You bring your imagination and I’ll bring the toys.

*wink*

Ever thought about fucking me on video?

Mmmmm! I’m getting all wet just thinking about it. I love to watch myself in the mirror but watching myself on video would be double the pleasure. I would watch myself over and over and over and over and……………..well, you get the picture.

LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

How should we start off? I know exactly what to wear. I will wear my black thigh high stockings, garter and 6 inch black heels. I would have a lace black push up bra in the beginning but you’ll take that off later to get to my tits. I won’t wear any panties. I want the video camera to get a nice shot of my clean shaved pussy. Whoops! Correction. Clean, shaved WET pussy!

Perhaps we can film a threesome and invite Chloe along. Wouldn’t that be hot? Let’s get started. I’m so horny right now that I could do basically anything just so I can cum. You can be the director and tell me how you want it done. Hmmmm? Better yet! Why don’t you have auditions and have me prove myself on the casting couch!

Everything is in your hands sweetie. You call all the shots and I’ll be your willing porn star!

**kisses**

Linda

I was playing dress up with one of my sissy callers today. It was so much fun! We dressed very slutty and had a girls night out at a local bars to pick up men for a naughty time back at my place. Her name is Krissy and she loves to wear high heels stockings and a garter belt. Krissy loves to tell me how much she enjoys playing dress up with me. Talking to Krissy had me thinking. I remember buying a video tape about a woman who started a Cross Dressing Academy. Now that I’ve thrown out my VCR the tape I have is basically useless but there’s always YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!

So here’s a treat for you girls out there. Watch this video and then call me afterwards so that we can a little Cross Dressing Academy of our own. The only exception with my Academy is that you are turned into a slut upon graduation.

Hello my lovelies! How are you doing this fine day? Me? Well I’m on top of the world. Last week was a great week for me. I have new panties, new teddies and a new strap on. Guess the size? Six inches? Are you kidding me? That size is for virgins and I have plenty of toys for virgins. Seven inches? Nope, but you’re getting closer. I’ll give you a hint……………….THINK BIG! Nine? Oooooo! Very close. Hmmm? What’s that? Say again? OH YES! Ten inches! You guessed right sweetie. I have a brand new ten inch strap on. Now the next question is who should I use this on? I know I have a lot of sluts out there. Dirty little whores who would love to bend over and take all ten inches of my new toy.

Who’s first? Don’t worry honey there’s plenty of plastic dick for everyone. **giggle**

Today I’m going to visit the chat room and pray that my internet cable doesn’t act crazy. As you all know I’m still have problems with comcast internet and every time I log into the chat room my internet disconnects and I’m booted out of the chat. The last time this happened Amber and I was in the middle of a threesome with Matt. I was sitting on his face and she was sucking on his cock and the POOF! I was gone! Just like that! So far today it’s been good so I’m gonna give it one more go. **crosses fingers**

wish me luck!

This is the movie that started it all for me. If my Mom would have known that this very scene turn me into a kinky cross dresser lover/feminizer she would have banned me from the TV set when I was a little girl! LOL!

Isn’t he sexy?

I think this movie is responsible for thousands of men cross dressing behind closed doors. Fishnet stockings are so sexy, especially on men. Mmmmmmm! Stockings make everyone’s leg shapely and sexy.

Some friends and I are going to the Rocky Horror Picture show movie tomorrow. This is a dress out only invite meaning you must dress the part of your favorite character in the movie. I’m going to dress as Magenta! I can’t wait to see all the men dressed as Dr Frank-N-Furter. Oh that’s going to be so awesome to watch those men walk around wearing corsets, pearls, fishnet stockings and heels. Yummy! I think Halloween is the only time of the year where a man can dress in drag and it’s acceptable to the general public.

I go to this type of event every year and I always have a ball! Maybe I’ll invite Alexandra to join us. She looks like the type of girl who can hang with this crowd. Who knows……….maybe we can pick of few stocking wearing gents and bring them over to my place for a little fun.

**evil laugh**

I am getting so tired of constantly having internet connections issues. COMCAST SUCKS!!!!! Unfortunately, it’s the only “internet cable” company around but I hope another company come here and give them a run for their money. I would leave them in a heart beat. First it will run OK for several days and then BOMB! No internet connection and every time I call they tell me that I have a “reported or unreported outage” in my area. But no worries though. You know what I’ve been doing for the past month? Every time there’s an outage (which is almost an everyday situation) I call comcast and ask for credit to my account for that day.  Even if my internet starts running again later I still ask for credit. If they keep this up my monthly bill will be no more than five bucks!

Anwho, so I’m alive and kicking. Regardless of my internet situation I am happy to be alive and well. Not to mention horny. Yes, for some reason stress makes my pussy cream. When my panties get all wet the first thing I do is log onto Bay City Blues! Did you guys see one of our new girls here on BCB? Her name is Sabrina and her breast are big and soft like pillows. How soft? We’re talking charmin soft! Mmmmmmm! Yeah, you can just snuggle your head on those puppies and drift off into la la land!

Ok guys, that’s enough from me today. I’ll be available the entire weekend so if you want to play naughty feel free to call me.

**kisses**

Linda

It seems like every week I’m having problems with my internet provider. Can you believe I went two days without internet access. YES! TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!!! I was practically losing my mind! I couldn’t check my emails, news, log in to work……….NOTHING! It was as if I was all alone in the wilderness. Tuesday was the worst because I was really horny for some hot raunchy phone sex!

Oh well, no need to cry over spilled milk. I’m back online (after making hundreds of complaint calls to comcast) and all is well in my world. FOR NOW!

You can make my world a little better. Give me a call and tell me something good. Better yet…….let’s get off together!

**kisses**

Linda

If you guys want to be surrounded by beautiful women of all shape, sizes and colors then log into our CHAT ROOM tonight at 8:30 PM EST for our Monday Night Football Party!!!!!!!! This is a time to win free minutes. It’s going to be  a blast so be sure to check it out.

See you there!!!!!!!!!!

**kisses**

Linda